Eider's Chapter 1/Introduction

Eider Marmalade, destined Heartbreaker, is probably going to start really having a lot of deja vu soon.  I, like several others, am tackling the wishacy variation, because it is a much better option right now than any of my other games because I can take it casually.. and make jokes about my deformed pets.

(Please EA, come out with a patch to fix this problem before I get too impatient and buy a new graphics card!)

Anyway, time to get on with the story..

Eider: This house seems really familiar..

 

And then he immediately rolled the wish to join the education career.  Really, Eider?  You want to be a teacher?  A heartbreaking teacher.  I would have expected something a little more.. well, I'm not sure.  Not teachery.

 

Eider: I'm not entirely sure why I wished to be a teacher either.

 

Well, too late, wish locked in, you're going to be a teacher.

 

   

Oh, Eider, look!  There's the ice cream truck, don't you want some ice cream before you go get your job?

Eider: No time, have to get my job now before they fill the position!

 

Yep.. gotta get that playground monitor job, because it's your dream job and everyone is definitely going to be snatching it up.  Hun, it's not that big of a deal.. I know I certainly wouldn't choose job that isn't what I want to do with the rest of my life over ice cream.

 

 

Eider: Hm.. you know what I want?

 

I do know what you want.  All four slots of what you want.  You want to throw a party, learn logic, read a logic book and go to the bookstore.

 

Eider: Wow.  You're good.  How did you know all that?  Who are you, anyway?  I don't recognize your writing style..

 

Ah, good questions, all of them.  I knew all of that because I'm omniscient.  Not really, but we'll go with that.  And I'm Cyazurai, and you're stuck with me for a little while, but it's okay because I'm gonna be working on making your every wish come true.  Like your own personal wishing well of sorts.

 

Eider: That.. sounds really familiar...

 

Eheheh, you may have had similar experiences in another life time (or several) but I cannot say for sure.. omniscient people are always cryptic and vague, you know.

 

Eider: ... okay.  Can I have a party now?

 

Sure, go home and I'll give you a party.

 

      

Upon getting home, after I sold half of his living room furniture, Eider called the three people from work he knew to come to his house warming party.

Eider: Hey, it's Eider Marmalade!  Yeah, the new playground monitor that just got hired like five minutes ago.  I'm having this housewarming party and thought you might like to come.  No, it's not because you're the only people I know here..

 

Yes it is.  The guests are as follows: Dustin Langerak, Yumi Sekemoto, and Beau Andrews.

 

 

Eider: I think I'll just play with this chess set until everyone gets here..

 

Okay, sounds like a plan to me, since you have the wish to gain logic and to play chess now.

 

*looks away for a few moments and forgets to pause, then comes back..*  Eider!  Your guests are here!  Stop playing chess!

 

Eider: What?!  Why didn't you tell me they were here?

 

Because I was busy.  And you could have just looked up to see that they were here..

 

   

By stop playing chess, I didn't mean call Dustin over to join you.  You have other guests in the house too, you know.

Eider: Yeah, I know, but they can entertain themselves and I want to be friends with Dustin anyhow.  I can get to know him this way.

 

"So, the globe.. it's very spherical."

 

Yep..

 

 

I gotta admit, I didn't pay as much attention as I should to the party, because Dustin and Eider played chess the entire time and Yumi and Beau danced most of the time.  Just before time to leave, Beau told Eider a joke and then ran out of the house and then Eider told Yumi a funny story.  About a shooting star.

Eider: You'd have to be there to understand the hilarity of it.  After I told her the joke she turned and ran out of the house, exclaiming about how the party was fun but not the best party she's ever been to.  My party was only a modest success.. can I throw another one? I want to have a great party..

 

Not right now, Eider, two parties right in a row with all the same guests is just repetitive and would not make up for the lack of fun in the first party.

 

Eider: But-

 

Tomorrow.

 

   

Eider: Okay, then.. one Sim party! *dance dance*

 

D'aw, you really are adorable, Eider.  I could watch you dance for Simhours.

 

 

Several Simhours later after watching him dance..

 

Eider: I'm going to call Dustin, 'cause I'm not his friend yet.

 

Okay, you do that.  I'll watch your facial expressions and your wishes.

 

 

And after he talks for quite a while with Dustin, he autonomously grabs a plate of cookies.  You know Eider, cookies aren't the healthiest dinner ever.

 

Eider: Says she who was trying to tell me to have ice cream for lunch.

 

Not lunch, just.. because!

 

  

What are you doing, Eider?  Punishing yourself for not having a great party?  It was better than a lot of my Sims' first parties ever, you can get out of the corner.

Eider: It's not that.  I'm just.. zoning out.

 

Oh, well okay then, I do that all the time!  Just not usually in the bathroom.. in the corner...

 

 

Eider: Well, I have a pretty early morning tomorrow, so I should probably go to bed now that I broke out of my daze.

 

Alright, probably a good idea, Eider.  Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, think of some great wishes for when you wake up.