Eider's 3rd Chapter

Konnichiwa!  Watashi wa kyoo uchi de The Wishing Well o kakimasu.

Eider: What?  Oh never mind, I thought you were supposed to be at school today?

I said "Hello!  I'm writing on The Wishing Well at home today" in case you or anyone else was curious.  And nope!  Well, normally I would be at school today, but this is the week before finals, and I already had half of my Japanese final on Tuesday (don't go to that class again until next Thursday).  English is a free day that is completely optional today, and I finished Math last week.. so I do not need to be at school today!

Eider: ... what did you say?  I wasn't listening..

Okay then.  Let's get on with your life, since we both care about it.  You still wanting to kiss Beau for the first time?

Eider: Yes I am.

    

Reading your education book before you go to work?

Eider: Yeah, Dustin asked me to read it a while ago, but I never have time to do so..

Oh, sure you don't.  But I guess I can't really complain, since with all of the parties and such you have you meet more people for your LTW.. and that's more important than your job.  Speaking of your job, your carpool has been honking for a while.

Eider: ACK!  Why didn't you tell me?!

You looked so contented.. ;)

   

Eider: Is there some sort of bug going around?  There are so few kids in school today..

Oh, no, nothing so serious.  It's just that they all arrive at the same time and get stuck in the doorway.

Eider: ... can't they, just... file in one at a time?

Nope.  That would be too easy.

...

By the way.. I get it, Eider.  You don't need to roll wish after wish after wish for Beau, I GET that you want him to be your first boyfriend.

Eider: What?  I'm not sure what you mean.. *rolls wish to be best friends with Beau, talk to Beau, group up with Beau, kiss Beau, AND watch the stars with Beau while at work*

Suuuuuure you don't, Mr. Obsessive.

     

You know, if you didn't change into your everyday before leaving work, you'd probably get a promotion.

Eider: I don't care about promotions.  I just want Beau.

Well, THAT wasn't too much information at all.  By the way, one of your students may have a crush on you..

Eider: Why do you say that?

The way Parker is watching you through the door is really creepy... 

OMG!! I like that wish, Eider, call Beau NOW!

Eider: Okay, okay, I already planned on it, hold your horses.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.. if we don't get one of your wishes fulfilled now that wish to be in a steady relationship could-

Eider: *cancels his own wish*

Nooooooooooo!  You jerk.. 

Eider: *takes a shower, does some other stuff..*

I don't think Beau's showing up.  You may as well read the rest of your book before you visit hi- oh look, he's here after all.  Sooorry Eidy. 

  

"Hey Beau, nice of you to come over.  Come on in!"

 "As long as you're not planning on making a move on me again, I do have a wife you know.."

  "Oh no, of course not, what would give you the idea that I'm gonna make a move on you?  Heh.. heh..."

Eider: HE'S ACCEPTING MY ADVANCES!  I can't even begin to put into words how happy this makes me!

Good boy.  Just keep being that charming, adorably handsome fellow you are and he'll be dumping his wife for you shortly.

  

Wow.  That was actually pretty fast.

Eider: Ahahahahahaha.. and he's spending the night..

Ooookay, but I have to tell you that anything you are expecting to happen will be by your autonomy, 'cause you're not wishing for anything.  Unless you do decide to wish for something, naturally I'll do something about that.

Eider: Hehehe, Beau..

Eider?

Eider: Kiss..

I think we lost him.

        

All of the above flirting and joke telling was autonomous, because Eider refused to give me anything to work with.  They kept asking each other to watch the stars, but they never actually went outside and watched them..

Oh, and Eider?  Don't you even think about thinking about marrying Beau.  Not gonna happen.

 

And then they proceeded to go to bed and cuddle while they slept.  D'aw.

"Zzzzz.. Victoria's gonna throw me out with the trash bags if she finds out about this.. zzzz.."

   

Two half naked men eating salad for breakfast and talking about bicycles while their carpool honks outside to take them to the school.. yep, sounds like a normal morning to me.

Eider, you should stop trying to have conversation, you both need to get to work.

Eider: But what if I don't seem him outside of work again after this?

You BETTER see him outside of work after this, I plan on him being your first boyfriend.  Unless you're planning on someone else, but that would require more time and flirting..

   

Hey, Eider.  Why don't you all just file in one at a time?  Heheheh.

 Eider: Be quiet!  This is harder than I thought it would be..  

Heehee.  Oh, and aw, look at that.. Mortimer is staring at the back of Bella's head.  Mini-romance going on there, methinks.

Eider: By the way, I think I want a promotion.. I've been a playground monitor way too long..

   

Eider: I did it!  I got a promotion, I'm now a teacher's aide- WHO is that?!

That is a paparazzi.

Eider: He's not here for me, is he?  He's kind of freaking me out.  Who in their right mind wears that around?

No, he's not here for you.  Are you a celebrity?  Nope.  Just don't make eye contact and he shouldn't notice that you're totally celeb material.

    

 Visiting the Sekemotos, I see.

Eider: Why yes I am.  You know, since I want to befriend all my coworkers and be Leighton's best friend.

Makes sense to me.  Just don't let Beau find out you've been spending time with other men, he may get jealous.

Eider: Why?  It's not like I want to kiss Leighton.  And Beau isn't my boyfriend.  And he has a wife anyway.

I was just saying.. knowing you, you'll probably wish to do SOMETHING to Leighton while you're here.

Eider: Hey!

 

"Heeheehee, wanna hear a secret?"

 "Sure."

 "Beau Andrews is cheating on his wife.."

"Gasp!"

 ".. with ME!"

And then they both giggle like schoolgirls.

*made up what they gossiped about because it didn't tell me* 

   

And then they proceeded to just be friendly with each other.  Eider, what I said earlier didn't necessarily mean that I didn't want you to flirt with Leighton, he's my favorite EA-made male Sim ever so I always like having him around..

Eider: I'm not interested in Leighton.  At all.  He's just not my type, I just want him to be my best friend.

But, but, but..

 

Really, Eider?  Really?  You're more interested in Yumi than Leighton?  I thought you were gay..

Eider: Nooo, I like both.  And plus, I mostly just want to be her friend right now..

BUT STILL.  You asked her zodiac sign!  And you're compatible..

Eider: But I haven't had any wishes for her!

You did once!  You wished to skinny dip with her! 

Eider: Well it doesn't matter right now, because I'm going home.  And I want to go on a date with Beau.

You do love your Beau, don'tcha..

    

"Hey, Beau!  Wanna go on a date to the movie theater? .. you do?!  Great!  I'll meet you there!"

That's one way to make sure his wife finds out and dumps him..

 

"Ready to go in and see a movie?"

"Oh yeah, definitely."

Eider.. you and I both know that watching the movie is not what you two are going to be doing.

Eider: He'll learn it soon enough, too!

   

Yep.  I can really tell they're watching a movie.

And then when they walked out, this rather awkward/tense scene occurred..

"Oh wow, she's so hot.. who is she?"

"WOW, who is HE?"

"Why is Eider looking at Zelda like that?  And why is Zelda looking at Eider like that?  Are they holding hands?!"

   

"Wow.. she's so.."

"I better get into work before I drag him in here with me.."

"Just keep walking, missy.  He's MINE."

  

And then Eider had to prove to Beau that he still only had eyes for him.  Darnit Eider, would you just wish to be his boyfriend again!? Arrrh..

"Nomnomnomnom." 

"Omnomnomnom."

 

Eider: You know, I just realized.. people are going to see Beau cheating on his wife with me.

"If I close my eyes I won't see Beau cheating on Victoria with a man.."

You only JUST realized this, Eider?  You're a little dense, aren't you.  Anyway, just go inside, you're starving.  Roll a certain wish while you're in there. 

...

Wow!  You're having a pretty amazing time in there, huh?  Singing along with another table turned out to be a good idea, since it turned out to be Dustin and his friends, and you got a raise.  I still think you should have rolled a wish to be Beau's boyfriend, though.

   

Eider: I wish he was coming home with me..

If you'd rolled the wish to invite him over, he would be.  But you didn't.  Your own fault.

Eider: Fine, then.  I'm going to invite Yumi to the pool, then.

It's after nine.. why are you going to take Yumi to the pool..?

  

"What!?  You don't want to go to the pool after nine o'clock?  But that's the best time to go-!  Oh, it's your bedtime?  I.. guess I understand that.  I'll go by myself, then.."

Don't believe that bedtime story.  She's at the Alvi household.  I think someone's having a secret love affair or something.

Eider: .. that raises my confidence.  Fine, I'll go skinny dipping by myself!

I KNEW that was why you wanted to take her to the pool!

Eider: Yeah, yeah, yeah..

    

I thought you were going to go skinny dipping in one of the local pools?

Eider: I was, but Dustin called and so I decided to just go to bed afterwards.  I'm going to go to the pool in the morning.

Oooh, okay.  I get that.  But, what I don't get is how you're talking to me so plainly while you're asleep.

Eider: Oh, er.. I mean... zzzzz rubbish..

 

So, in the morning, first things first, he headed to one of the pools to skinny dip.  And he did so.  That's what the first picture is to show.

"YEEEEEAH!  That ROCKED SO HARD!  I want to do that again!  But first, I'm hungry."

Eider: Can I go on another date with Beau for breakfast?

Whatever you want.

This is where I was going to end, but I want to play for a while longer and I want my updates to be mostly as I'm playing (yes, I am writing as I play)..

Eider: Can I meet Nathanial?

Who?

Eider: My taxi driver.

I'm sorry, no.  That's impossible.  Drivers are the NPCs that will never have lives. 

   

"So, I'm thinking of divorcing Victoria.."

"Hrk-! O.O *brain stops*"

  Nice reaction there, Eider.

Eider: I can't think when I'm hungry, okay?!

After breakfast..

"You were mentioning something about breaking up with Victoria for me, right?  I would love it if you did, because I hate being 'the other person'.."

Oh, you hypocrite.

Eider: Shush!

   

"Yeah, I think I will.  I love you, and my love for Vicky died ages ago."

 "Really?!  Yay!  I love you, too, Beau."

Now, all we have to do is wait for you to wish to actually want to be his boyfriend.

  

Whoa, whoa!  Wait a minute, what happened here?  I thought things were going great!

Eider: Ugh!  He insulted me, and I don't even want to talk about it!  I don't know if I want him to be my first boyfriend or not now!

Noooo, let's forget that he insulted you, let's just.. you want to woohoo him yes?  Let's invite him home and make up with him..

Eider: Fine, I guess..

   

Beau looks a lot more happy about woohooing in the shower than you do, Eider.  Are you having second thoughts about this relationship before you're even official?

Eider: Yes, I am.. I mean, what did I ever do to him to make him insult me like that?  He humiliated me!

So?  Get together with him and then break up with him!  It'll be the perfect revenge!

  Eider: Eh.. I don't know...

Sure, you don't know if you want to be together with him officially, but you can woohoo over and over. 

 

Is that your "come hither" face?

Eider: No..

Good.  'Cause I think it looks more like an 'obsessed with you' face.

Eider: It's not that either!  He insulted me, I'm not rolling anymore wishes for him.

I thought you didn't have the dramatic trait?

    

Eider: I don't want to be stuck outside for hours again today, I'm heading to work two hours early!

And running all the way there is really going to work to get you there earlier than normal.

Oh, and I see how much you meant you weren't going to roll another wish for Beau.. heheh.  Since you rolled the wish to woohoo with him as soon as you entered the school building.

Eider: Be quiet.  He's-

DON'TEVENSAYIT.

And when he gets home, he decides to invite Beau over.  But..

"What do you mean you don't feel like coming over?!  You better not be getting back together with Victoria!"

That's where I'm going to leave it for now, because I want to play around in CAS now and I have to go to my cousin's Jazz concert in a couple of hours, and with how slow my CAS is.. I gotta do it now!